Monday, November 26, 2012

To Chambéry and Beyond!

Not long ago Catherine and I went to Chambéry and Annecy, at the foot of the French Alps.  Why did we choose to go there?  SNCF had a great deal on going to Chambéry.  Or it started that way.  In the end it wasn't a great deal, but that's not important.

Train Adventures

Like I said, the tickets were a great deal.  That may have been because our train left at 6:45AM.  At least it was a TGV.  A couple hours and a couple hundred miles later we sleepily stepped off the train in Chambéry.  We went to the hotel to drop off our bags and then planned to explore the city for a while.

At the hotel I realized my scarf was missing.  Catherine made me the scarf and gave it to me last Christmas.  So, it was important to me.  We searched the hotel room and the train station.  The station gave us a phone number to call, which was a message saying to call the terminus of the train your belongs were left on.  We called the terminus station, in a town called Annecy.  No one answered.

We called again a few hours later.  Still no luck.  They said they hadn't yet searched the train and we should call them tomorrow.  At least we reached a human this time.

The next morning we started to go to Lyon.  The tickets were supposed to be 35 euro total.  We went to the train station to buy the tickets but they ended up being 35 euros each!  Soon after we got on we called the terminus of our original train and found out they had the scarf.  We got off at the first stop on the way to Lyon, without having our tickets checked.  We killed an hour exploring the tiny town and the one next to it.  It was really quite pretty.

Some tiny town north of Chambéry

We took the next train back to Chambéry, again without having our tickets checked, returned our expensive tickets, and bought much cheaper tickets to Annecy.  It only cost us 8 euro to return the tickets, so we really paid 2 euro each way per person to see a cute little town.  Not bad.  An hour later we were in Annecy and I had my scarf back!

The remainder of our train travels went much more smoothly.  The train ride back to Annecy was uneventful, as well as the ride back to Paris.  Let me tell you now about Chambéry and Annecy.

Chambéry

 Chambéry Castle

The first thing we did in Chambéry was go to the castle...we're on a bit of a castle kick right now.  It turns out that the city still uses their castle.  It's probably officially a historic monument, but that hasn't stopped them from putting all kinds of city offices in it.  We wandered around and found there is a small museum in it.  Which was "fermé."  Of course if you claim you don't understand French and if the entrance is ajar, there's nothing wrong with exploring.  Catherine waited for me at the bottom to tell her if it was worth going up.

Up the tower I climbed.  One story, one old locked door.  Two stories, another old locked door.  Three stories, a modern door.  I ever so slowly cracked it open to see what was inside.  The sounds of a modern office drifted out as I closed it just as carefully and continued up the stairs.  Four stories another old locked door.  Five stories, another modern door.  And I cracked it open again, only to get the same result.  Deciding that I was probably pushing my luck I started to descend the spiral staircase, worrying less about being heard as I hurried out.  By the time I had gone down two stories I heard footsteps behind me.  I moved faster.

Pause.  I'm a bit uncomfortable in spiral staircases.  I worry that if I slip I will tumble all the way down. At least in a straight staircase I'll stop in a few steps.  So, I was not comfortable running down.

I came out at the bottom to find Catherine confusedly looking at some French woman.  I said something to her and we hustled out the door into the courtyard, as if nothing had happened.

In the courtyard there is a carillon of 37 bells that you can bang on.  I hit every single one, multiple times.  This was apparently worthy of a picture.

Me playing every bell in the carillon

We wandered around the town for a while longer, looking in a chocolate shop, an antique book store, and a wine store.  We got chocolate and wine for our dinner hosts, Olivier Jourdan and his family.

A Real French Dinner

Wavy flashback scene: August 2012.  National Instruments' yearly sales conference is in the beginning of August every year.  Every year the main unofficial user group meets for BBQ.  I went (for the third time, woohoo!) and met some French LabVIEW users.  One, Olivier Jourdan, told me to let him know if I was ever in his area.  End wavy flashback scene.

Olivier works for SAPHIR, one of NI's largest partners in France.  After we booked our train tickets, I remembered that SAPHIR was located somewhere in the south east of France.  It turned out it's only 20 minutes from Chambéry in a small town called Pontcharra!  We met Olivier at the train station in Pontcharra (of course we took the train).  He took Catherine and I to the SAPHIR office and showed us around.  Afterwards he brought us to his home where we met his wife and son.

Their son was just learning to produce French words, so he and I were about on the same level.  We talked for a while and watched their son play.  He really enjoyed dropping his toy cars in our drinks.  As the night progressed we moved on to eating.  Olivier and his wife Adeline cooked Raclette for us.

Raclette cheese is melted and put on top of other tasty-but-unhealthy foods like potatoes and cured meats.  

We finished up and moved on to dessert: fruit salad with delicious speculoos cookies to soak up the juices.  At the end of the night Olivier drove us back to our hotel and confirmed our suspicions about toll roads in France: you can't know if there will be a toll until you get to the road.  We unfortunately discovered this on our castle tour in the Loire Valley.  Some highways have tolls, some don't and you just don't know if you'll have to pay until you get there.

Annecy

Annecy is sometimes called the Venice of the Alps.  Or the Venice of Savoy.  Or the Venice of France.  But, in any case, it's similar to Venice.  It's built at the lower end of Lake Annecy on top of a bunch of man-made islands.  The only difference is that the water is renowned for being clear.  Venice's water is dirty.

The historic center of Annecy is much smaller than Venice.  We were able to walk around and see most of it in just a few hours.

Annecy has a castle, of course.  This castle didn't have much of it's original interior, having been converted for various uses over the years.  They have modern art exhibitions inside, interspersed with very little from the castle's history.

Annecy Castle

Another wing of the castle had a great exhibit on the history of Annecy and the surrounding area, with a focus on the relationship with the lake.  They had some artifacts from Annecy; old fishing rods, traps, and boats; and studies of past settlements.

Just down the road, we found a small island in the center of a canal which housed a prison for centuries.

The Palais de l'Île (Palace of the Island) was originally someone's house (a castle...).  It was also a  mint at some point.  But for most of its existence it was a prison.  It's a tiny prison -- only 5 or 10 cells, but still a place you didn't want to be.  I don't imagine the accommodations were very comfortable, having seen some of the cells.

The island with the prison, on the right.

We couldn't leave Savoy without trying out its famous fondue!  Catherine and I decided we hadn't had enough meat and cheese on Friday night and we ought to have more on Saturday.  So, we had some authentic fondue as a warm and hearty way to end a rainy day.  The cheese was much more liquidy than I expected, but that made it easier to make it last for all of the things that they gave us to douse in the cheese: a bunch of different kinds of meats, onions, and baby pickles.

Homeward Bound 

We left Annecy as night fell and arrived back to our hotel in Chambéry in a downpour.  Early the next morning we caught another early train to Paris.  On the way back, we reflected on how nice Olivier and Adeline had been to us.

Olivier and Adeline showed us true kindness by taking us into their home and feeding us.  Catherine and I really appreciated the chance to experience how people outside of Paris live.  It's really very different, yet still very French.  Olivier asked what we thought about stereotypes of French people being rude and we told him what we thought: it's mostly the result of hearsay and not understanding French etiquette.  If you walk into a store and ask for something, that's rude.  If you walk in, say hello, and then ask for something, that's fine.  I think it's really that simple: just take it slow and remember to say hello.

Wednesday, November 21, 2012

Qui veut être propriétaire d’un château ?

(Note: My high school French teacher asked me to translate the last article into French. Here's the same thing you saw last week about castles, but in French this time.)
(Un petit mot: Mon prof de français au lycée m'a demandé de traduire le dernier article en Français. Voici le même article sur les châteaux, cette fois en Français)


La semaine dernière, Sciences Po était en vacances. Puisqu’on ne fête pas le « Thanksgiving » en France, les vacances arrivent pendant le Toussaint.  Toussaint est une fête nationale très sombre en France, où on rend hommage aux morts par une visite au cimetière pour déposer des fleurs sur les tombeaux. Mais les écoles ont commencé à donner toute une semaine en congé parce que la première semaine de novembre coïncidait avec la récolte des pommes de terre. Donc, tous les enfants devaient aller aux champs.

Mike et moi sommes rendus à la vallée du Loire, pays des châteaux et du vin, pour profiter des vacances.

Je vous présente, d’abord, une compilation des photos des châteaux. Vous pouvez cliquer au-dessus pour les faire agrandir.






De gauche à droite et de haut en bas: Saumur, Amboise, Azay-le-Rideau, Blois, Chambord, Chenonceaux, Cheverny, et encore Chambord.

La chance de voir tous ces immeubles incroyables n’a fait qu’augmenter notre désir de vivre dans un château. Tandis qu’il faut épargner un peu de plus pour ça, nous avons réussi à goûter le mode de vie en séjournant au Château de la Bourdaisière pour une nuit.

Le Château de la Bourdaisière date du 15e siècle. Il fonctionne aujourd’hui comme un hôtel.

Nous avons séjourné dans la chambre Aliénor d’Aquitaine.
Naturellement, tout le temps que nous avons passé dans les châteaux nous a fait penser si nous avons ce qu’il faut pour être princesse et prince – ou au moins duc et duchesse. Nous avons appris quelques choses pendant notre voyage que nous voulons partager avec vous qui souhaitez vivre dans un château français un jour.

1.     L’emplacement idéal
L’emplacement de votre château est important de manière stratégique.  Nous suggérons que vous mettiez votre château au but d’une falaise qui domine un fleuve. La proximité au fleuve vous donnerait accès au commerce. Mais aussi ça vous donnerait accès à tous ceux qui tenteraient à envahir la ville en bateau. Décochez les flèches !




Une excellente position pour la reconnaissance.  (Chinon)

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Ou bien, mettez votre château directement à travers le fleuve. Aucun bateau ne peut y passer. (Chenonceau)

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Une emplacement parfaite pour vaincre les envahisseurs. (Amboise)

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Eh bien, ceci n’est pas un navire Viking, mais c’est mieux d’être prudent.
2. Fleurs-de-lis
Partout.  Mettez-les partout. C’est la carte de visite de la monarchie française.

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Disponible en papier peint. (Blois)

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Aussi disponible en vitrail (Amboise)
2.     Choisissez une mascotte
Trouvez un animal qui symboliserait votre règne de bienfaisance sur le royaume. Mettez-le partout où vous n’avez pas mis les fleurs-de-lis, faisant attention en particulier aux cheminées. Les mascottes déjà réservées sont la salamandre, le furet, et le hérisson (le roi François 1er, les reines de France, et Louis XII, respectivement).


Craignez la salamandre !
3.     Lettres en or
Au cas où le peuple n’ont pas compris que c’est VOTRE château et c’est VOUS qui règne, mettez vos  initiales en or partout. Avec une petite couronne au-dessus afin qu’ils n’oubliiez pas que vous êtes membre de la famille royale.

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Partout sur les murs !

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Partout sur le plafond !


5. Et des jolis dessins
Eh ben, c’est bon le symbolisme et le lettrage, mais la plupart de vos sujets sont analphabètes. Commandez des portraits et des sculptures flatteurs de vous-mêmes, et placez-les stratégiquement dans votre royaume.
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C’est Catherine, reine de France, qui vous offre ce beau feu.
6. Dorlotez-vous !
C’est dur être roi/reine/duc/duchesse. Il faut trouver des moyens de se détendre. Peut-être au billard, le jeu préféré des rois de France ?
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Voici une table au billard du 15e siècle, qui ressemble parfaitement à celui du bar du coin.
Les reines possèdent beaucoup de bijoux et peuvent les mettre à côté dans ce coffre classé.
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Ou peut-être le jardinage vous dirait quelque chose ?
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En fait, j’ai seulement mis cette photo ici parce que la décoration à Chenonceaux m’a trop plu.
Quoi que vous choisissiez, il est sûr que vous allez être épuisé à la fin d’une longue journée royale. Prenez donc un lit très confortable.

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Au 15e siècle, on dormait assis dans son lit car on avait peur de s’avaler la langue pendant son sommeil.

7. Ayez des animaux!
Les paons, les chiens, les cerfs, et les chats errants aiment tous les châteaux. Gardez-les ; ils sont vos premiers sujets.

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Son Altesse Royal Duc Paon à Valençay.
Bonne chance ! Quand vous achetez votre premier château, n’oubliez pas de nous inviter à venir chez vous. Nous sommes des excellents invités.

Avertissement: Cet article de blogue vous donne que des informations généraux sur la possession des châteaux et ne constituent aucunement des conseils royaux.  Toute personne souhaitant être propriétaire d’un château est invitée à contacter son Ministre des Affaires du Royaume.  Le contenu des pages est diffuse à titre purement informative et ne saurait dong engager la responsabilité des éditeurs du site par respect à l’éventualité d’être guillotiné par des paysans en révolte au 18e siècle. Gouvernez à vos risques et périls.
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Sunday, November 4, 2012

So you want to own a castle

Last week was fall break at Sciences Po. Since there's no Thanksgiving in France, the break is planned around Toussaint (All Saints' Day). Toussaint is a very reflective holiday in France, usually celebrated by a visit to the cemetery to lay flowers on graves and an evening church service. Schools originally started giving off a whole week though, because the first week of November is also potato harvest time, so everyone had to head to the fields.

Mike and I took advantage of the holiday to head to the Loire Valley, land of châteaux and wine. 

Here's a compilation of châteaux pictures. Click to enlarge.






Clockwise from top left: Saumur, Amboise, Blois, Chenonceaux, Chambord, Cheverny,
Chambord (again), and Azay-le-Rideau.

Seeing all of these amazing buildings only increased our desire to live in a châteaux. While we're still working on saving up the money for that, we did get a taste of the lifestyle when we stayed at the Château de la Bourdaisière for one night. 

The Château de la Bourdaisière dates back to the 15th century. It now operates as a hotel.
We stayed in the Eleanor of Aquitaine room.
Naturally, all of this time spent in castles made us wonder if we had what it takes to be princess and prince (or at least counts or dukes!). We learned a few things along the way, and we'd like to share our tips with you and all others aspiring to live in a French castle one day.

1. Location, location, location

Your castle's position is important as a matter of strategy. We suggest locating your castle on top of a cliff overlooking a river. Being on the river gives you access to trade. But it also gives you access to anyone so foolish as to invade your town by boat. Just set your archers on them!

An excellent surveying position. (Chinon)

An alternative strategy is to actually build your castle on the river. No ships will pass this way. (Chenonceau)
Perfect location for fending off intruders. (Amboise)
It ain't no Viking ship, but it's best to be safe.

2. Fleurs-de-lis

Everywhere. Put fleurs-de-lis everywhere. This is the calling card of French royalty.

Available in wallpaper (Blois)
Also comes in stained glass (Amboise)

3. Pick a mascot

Find an animal that will symbolize your benevolent reign over the kingdom. Put it everywhere that you haven't put the fleurs-de-lis, and especially over fireplaces. Mascots already claimed include the salamander, the ferret, and the porcupine (kings François Ier, French queens, and Louis XII respectively) 


Fear the salamander!

4. Gold lettering

Just in case people didn't get the message that this is YOUR castle and you are in charge, put your initials in gold everywhere. With a crown on top so they know that don't forget you're royal.

All over the walls!
All over the ceilings!

5. And pictures!

All of this symbolism and lettering is great, but most of your subjects are illiterate. Commission flattering portraits and sculptures of yourself and place them strategically throughout your domain.


This lovely fire is provided to you by Catherine, queen of France.

6. Pamper your guests and yourself

Being a king/queen/duke/duchess is hard work. You're going to need plenty of ways to unwind. May we suggest billiards, the favorite game of French kings?
This is a 15th-century billiards table. It looks exactly like that one at the old pool hall by your house.
Queens have a lot of jewelry, which you can stash away in this snazzy chest.
There are more drawers cleverly hidden away.
Or perhaps gardening is more your fancy?
This is mostly here because I fell in love with the floral decorations at Chenonceau.
Whatever you choose, you're going to be exhausted after a long day as king/queen/duke/duchess, so pick a nice and comfy bed.
In the 15th century, most people sat sitting up because they were afraid of choking on their own tongues in their sleep. 

7. Keep a few pets

Peacocks, dogs, deer, and stray cats all love châteaux. Keep them around as your first subjects.

His royal highness Duke Peacock at Valençay.
Good luck! When you close on your first castle, don't forget to invite us to visit. We make excellent house guests.



Disclaimer: This blog post provides only general information about owning a castle and does not, under any circumstances, constitute royal advice. You should not act or refrain from acting based on these materials without first obtaining the advice of your Minister of Royal Affairs. We are not responsible for, and make no representations or endorsements with respect to your potential for being beheaded by angry peasants or 18th-century revolutionaries. Rule at your own risk.